⚠︎   PRE-ORDERS ONLY! BLADED KNIFE HANDS WILL START SHIPPING NOVEMBER 27TH, 2026

DOKH-MED-001 · Product Media Approved
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

PRE ORDER SALES ONLY! Orders will begin shipping November 27th, 2026

Looking for the ultimate desk accessory for that service member who has everything? Do you need something that strikes fear into the hearts of lower enlisted and brings a twisted smile to your face? Do you want to be literally the coolest person in the world? No I mean actually the coolest person ever. Because that is only possible if you own a Bladed Knife Hand Letter Opener (it's science. Trust the science.)

Now featuring an above average, 3.5 inch, American made blade, forged in the hills of Tennessee. This Knife Hand is everything you have ever needed or wanted. Perfect for taking you down memory lane with your buddies or for opening letters from the VA telling you that your tinnitus is not service connected.

With over 200 different possible combinations, you can customize this Knife Hand just the way you like!

Some things are just better when they are American and by some things, I mean literally everything.The Department of Knife Hands loves this country and we want to support this country!

We believe in American manufacturing and our goal is to bring that to you. To do that, we are working hard to make this Knife Hand 100% American made at an affordable price! In the spirit of transparency, these are the materials used in the manufacturing of the Bladed Knife Hand Letter Opener and where they are sourced:

- Blade - Tennessee, USA (Bearded Squirrel Works)
- OD Green Plastic - Texas, USA
- MRE Spoon Brown Plastic - Texas, USA
- Charcoal Black Plastic - Texas, USA
- Dress Blue Plastic - Foreign Import
- Desert Tan Plastic - Foreign Import
- Neodymium Magnets - Foreign Import
- And of course, assembled in the great state of North Dakota!

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Approved Colors

Select one (1) approved color for each component.

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Verify spelling and punctuation prior to submission. Text will be printed in capitals, exactly as entered. A nameplate adds $5.00 to the order. The Department accepts no liability for errors submitted by the procuring party.

Screws and pivots remain black. The handle includes the guard. This preview is a digital rendering, and actual colors may vary slightly by display.

Notice: All configurations are final upon submission. Amendments post-procurement cannot be accommodated.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
Technical Specification Sheet Approved

Bladed Knife Hand Letter Opener

Standard-issue desktop directive instrument. Full-scale anatomical reproduction.

Knife Hand Element — Field Dimensions

Overall Length (pommel to fingertip) 7 7/8
Width at widest point 2 1/2
Certified weight 2.29 oz.

Mounting Base — Field Dimensions

Width 7 7/8
Height 3 1/4
Depth 2
Base weight 3.73 oz.

Combined Assembly

Total deployed weight 6.02 oz.
Dimensional note: All measurements certified to Bureau of Knife Hand Standards tolerances. Minor variance of ±⅛ in. is within approved operational parameters and does not constitute grounds for return.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (REF: DOKH-FAQ-6b)

Q: Do I need a license to operate the Knife Hand?

A: No but it is strongly reccommended that you aquire the proper training before use.

Q: Can this be returned? 

                                                                              A:Returns and refunds accepted, subject to Procurement Terms outlined in DOKH PT 315-2, 15(t)

Q: Can Civilians use the Knife Hand?

A: Yes but effectivness of the Knife Hand may vary based on the user's skill and experience.

Q: Can I get the Knife Hand in a left handed variant?

A: The Department of Knife Hands has a strict policy on making 'Wrong Handed' variants. The policy is as follows: No.